Porch Pirates

Plot Summary

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

Top Cast

Jay Dee Walters Jack Tyler

Ryan T. Johnson Sticky/Kenny Rogers

Candace Kirkpatrick Maria Tyler

Eric Hanson Fast Eddie

Phil Mendoza Marcos Fernandez